omg they are so offended if you lick them back.
Fun fact! Dogs lick the mouths of those they consider higher in rank! So if you lick them back, they are not offended, they just don’t see themselves as higher than you and they are confused! The second dog must be a very loyal dog because he or she literally refuses to be licked back haha! I love dogs.
i started reading that expecting an angry rant and it turned out to be one of the nicest things ever.
I have reblogged this like ten times
How Canadians are hatched.
The eggs are laid in mudbeds in the early fall, and will hatch mid-winter as Pucklings to forage for syrup amongst the elk.
can my Canadian friends confirm or deny this?
I remember my first ice patch, it was magical
I still remember the day of my hatching. As I broke through the ice I saw the figure of something not exactly human. It was the Alpha Moose. The leader of the Moose pack that raised me until my 10th birthday, when they released me into the city, to live among the humans.
drive thru employees
they are sick of your nonsense
I lost my fucking shit at the fish and scared the shit out of my cat!! I am crying!!
Fat Angry Rainbow Dash has a tv ad now and its great. I love how the unconvincing voice actress tries to assure the viewer that they are in fact Rainbow Dash, and the looks of breathless excitement on the children’s faces when FARD slams back down successfully onto the ground (probably because they had to do a bunch of takes to get one where she landed upright and the kids were just delighted they could finally stop)
if they wanted to make it more honest they should have just used my vid
look maw, i caught a bitch
I die every time i see this
I! Should not! Be laughing!
every time I hear “Mikasa” I immediately think of “Mufasa” and I don’t really know why but it works