Round 4: Match 1
how could you pit two bad bitches against eachother
MAKE THEM TIE PLEASE 😭
This is actually a really good example of why internet of things is a security risk. The hackers couldn’t have exploited the thermometer as an entry point if it didnt connect to the fucking internet to start with
[lmao @sweetenby]
You’re telling me an Ocean Eleven’d this casino?
i bet stories like these are more common than we think. social media really got people fucked up out here. the sadder thing is just how many influencers are completely faking it smfh.
i tend to be cautious about bothering cats but I think it’s important to remember that some pretty extreme cat bothering is still within the typical bounds of cat social life
Rose Lalonde is not the mom friend. Kanaya Maryam is not the mom friend. Dirk strider is the mom friend
look gamer im not disagreeing with you (about dirk and karkat anyway–dirk himself would agree i think. but feferi? really?)
but if you’re not reading Dirk as a 16 year old middle aged mom with a deadbeat baby daddy and a kid who’s just himself at 13 but with supercomputer powers wrt the whole Jake and Hal situation in early act 6, you are simply not reading him right imo. Mommy Dirk is Already Here!
ok you’re absolutely right the feferi call was a bit hasty, i think i just thought about the cuttlefish and figured that sort of affection was universal.
i stand my ground on dirk though, being the mom friend requires some form of compliance on the mom friend end, and i simply do not think dirk would allow anyone else to see him as a positive semi-parental figure
step mom friend MAYBE
oh no we agree about dirk!
dirks got Trauma about fatherhood (if im SERIOUS, the Mom framing is kind of shitty to do for him specifically. but it was for the bit/to highlight Jake as the father figure with Hal since he inspired Hal’s creation in the first place) and i absolutely dont think he’d be comfortable with being addressed as a parent in any positive way.
luckily he also isnt real so he cant stop me, and the Mom Friend trope connotes a kind of “boring, responsible one” persona thats much more Dirk than any of the unhinged girls in Homestuck. Probably at least partly because. He’s got more to do with actually feeling personally responsible for parenting new and sentient life than any of them
i just think feferi would make a lousy mom in a more Troll-y and yet similar way as Jane would, is all. i even agree with you that she’d be —-EXCIT—ED! to be, most likely, given a chance! But it’d take a lot of character work and growing up before I could buy into her ability to do so responsibly/not treat her kids as a toy/pet/extension of herself like, say, Candy Jane does.
The first three are literal genetically enhanced space warriors and the last one is just some twitchy nerd who got lucky
Besides Samus would cream them all
your mind
Isaac’s first good day
Samus cream? 😳
there are so many hidden relationships between people.. ur grandpa killed mine in a war some 800 years ago but also we were neighbors in the 1700s who traded eggs and milk. wwhat does that make us
in high school I found out a guy in my english class had an ancestor who was on the opposite side of the samurai rebellion in which my great great grandfather was meant to be executed (for losing) but he ran away and hid for the rest of his life and the guy was like “….damn. good for him. now we’re both here to write bad essays on pride and prejudice.”






















